Kinky

I should quit this habit.  Andrea told me to my face that she thinks it's dirty.  You wouldn't imagine me to be the kind of person to collect these things.  I don't know a single other person who does, but thankfully, my husband understands the fetish and plays along.  I have read on the internet about people like me, and sometimes when I'm alone I sit around in the afternoon and google images. 

It happened again today on my walk home.  I saw one by the sidewalk.

That's right. 

I had to pick it up and bring it home. 

Wash it off and save it in a bowl.

Last night I dreamed I had a beautiful blue bottle cap with white writing.  Lots of white writing.  More than one would expect on a bottle cap.